Piet Pieterszoon Hein
As eternity is reckoned there's a lifetime in a second.Collection: Lifetime
Love while you've got love to give. Live while you've got life to live.Collection: Giving
Shun advice at any price - that's what I call good advice.Collection: Advice
We shall have to evolve problem-solvers galore since each problem they solve creates ten problems more.Collection: Problem
Whenever you're called on to make up your mind, and you're hampered by not having any, the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find, is simply by spinning a penny. No not so that chance shall decide the affair while you're passively standing there moping; but the moment the penny is up in the air, you suddenly know what you're hopingCollection: Air
People are self-centered to a nauseous degree. They will keep on about themselves while I'm explaining me.Collection: Self
The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield.Collection: Yield
Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.Collection: Sweet
Taking fun as simply fun and earnestness in earnest shows how thoroughly thou none of the two discernest.Collection: Fun
True wisdom knows it must comprise some nonsense as a compromise, lest fools should fail to find it wise.Collection: Wise
Freedom means you're free to do just whatever pleases you; if, of course that is to say, what you please is what you may.Collection: Mean
If no thought your mind does visit, make your speech not too explicit.Collection: Mind
Everything's either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with sex.Collection: Dream
Wisdom is the booby prize given when you've been unwise.Collection: Given
Life is two locked boxes, each containing the other's key.Collection: Life
I am a humble artist moulding my earthly clod, adding my labour to nature's, simply assisting God. Not that my labour is needed, yet somehow I understand, my Maker has deemed it that I too should have Unmoulded clay in my hand.Collection: Humble
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.Collection: Long
The universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn't be missed if it didn't exist.Collection: Excellence
The noble art of losing face may one day save the human race and turn into eternal merit what weaker minds would call disgrace.Collection: Art
There is one art, no more, no less; to do all things with artlessness.Collection: Art
Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done.Collection: Fun
Naive you are if you believe life favours those who aren't naive.Collection: Believe
if you posses more than just eight things then y o u are possessed by t h e mCollection: Eight
Somebody said that Reason was dead. Reason said: No, I think not so.Collection: Thinking
Those who always know what's best are a universal pest.Collection: Pests
When you feel how depressingly slowly you climb, it's well to remember that Things Take Time.Collection: Time
Foes of what's cooking see no worth behind it. Those that are looking for nothing will find it.Collection: Cooking
Co-existence or no existence.Collection: Existence
Living is a thing you do now or never which do you?Collection: Now Or Never
To be and not to be, that is the answer.Collection: Answers
Wherever there is a single solution, that solution must always achieve some kind of maximum.Collection: Achievement
The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports.Collection: Sports
Art is always of fixed, determined solutions - not things that might as well be different.Collection: Art