Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Quotes for Every Occasion

Brighten your day with a selection of humorous and funny quotes. Laugh out loud with witty and amusing insights.

Image of John DiMaggio
I love nothing better than a dirty cartoon. I think that it's really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that's usually directed towards children.
- John DiMaggio
Collection: Funny
Image of Steve Finley
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus.
- Steve Finley
Collection: Funny
Image of Wanda Sykes
People are going to label you anyway, but the one that bugs me the most is when they say, 'One of the funniest female comedians.' There's s no 'funniest male comedians.' You're either a funny comedian, or you're not!
- Wanda Sykes
Collection: Funny
Image of Amy Childs
When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries.
- Amy Childs
Collection: Funny
Image of Olga Tokarczuk
I like to come back to the science fiction of Stanislaw Lem. He is comforting but also funny, and although I know his books, there's always something new to discover.
- Olga Tokarczuk
Collection: Funny
Image of Morten Harket
I am naturally prone to fun or to be funny, but when I talk about myself in interviews, then it's an intellectual exercise.
- Morten Harket
Collection: Funny
Image of Ben Stiller
Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
- Ben Stiller
Collection: Funny
Image of Jessica Walter
When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that.
- Jessica Walter
Collection: Funny
Image of Leslie Fiedler
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
- Leslie Fiedler
Collection: Funny
Image of Charlie Murphy
I look at the world and I find the funny in it, because there's funny in everything. No matter how ugly it may be, there's a funny way to look at it.
- Charlie Murphy
Collection: Funny
The idea of me being an icon or something is a very funny thing, just because of my own weird insecurities. But, yeah... probably because I toiled away being nothing for so long.
Collection: Funny
Image of Rory McIlroy
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Keep it up, wee man.' It's very funny and that's why I want to stay here as long as possible.
- Rory McIlroy
Collection: Funny
Image of Emily Hampshire
I'm so bad at dancing that I've actually been in two movies where the director of the film saw me dancing and thought it was so funny that in one movie they had me do it as the mental dancing of a real simple person. The other one was, like, to-be-laughed-at dancing. That's how bad my dancing is.
- Emily Hampshire
Collection: Funny
Image of Florence Pugh
Something that I've always been really keen on representing is some honesty with the way that we view ourselves. That's something I've always appreciated watching actors that I've looked up to, is when they look like you and me, or they have a funny elbow, or they have, you know, a hairy face.
- Florence Pugh
Collection: Funny
Image of Stacie Orrico
I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.
- Stacie Orrico
Collection: Funny
Image of Daniel Baldwin
The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
- Daniel Baldwin
Collection: Funny
Image of Maximilian Schell
Well, I did Marlene 15 years ago and that's in the style. It's somehow similar and not similar because Marlene was much more aggressive, funny and sad.
- Maximilian Schell
Collection: Funny
Image of Anthony Anderson
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
- Anthony Anderson
Collection: Funny
Image of Michael Che
Watching someone getting really angry can be very funny - if it doesn't affect you, you can laugh at it, and the sillier the thing he's angry about, the funnier it is.
- Michael Che
Collection: Funny
Image of Kevin Hart
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.
- Kevin Hart
Collection: Funny
Image of Jimmy Kimmel
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
- Jimmy Kimmel
Collection: Funny
Image of Seve Ballesteros
Golf is a very interesting game. It's funny.
- Seve Ballesteros
Collection: Funny
Image of Millie Bobby Brown
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.
- Millie Bobby Brown
Collection: Funny
Image of John Montgomery Ward
Whoever has not experienced the pleasure of taking a young lady to her first game of ball should seize the first opportunity to do so. Her remarks about plays, her opinions of different players and the umpire, and the questions she will ask concerning the game, are all too funny to be missed.
- John Montgomery Ward
Collection: Funny
Image of Julie Delpy
I make these little films. I'm just a working person. I just study people a little bit more. It's more sociological, and it's funny anyway - not that serious. It's not like false humility. I just take it for what it is.
- Julie Delpy
Collection: Funny
Image of Ron White
The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was Football.' I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn't know what any of it meant.
- Ron White
Collection: Funny
Image of Ricardo Salinas Pliego
To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that.
- Ricardo Salinas Pliego
Collection: Funny
Image of Leslie Fiedler
Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
- Leslie Fiedler
Collection: Funny
Image of Molly Ivins
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
- Molly Ivins
Collection: Funny
Image of John Waters
Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.
- John Waters
Collection: Funny
Image of Samuel L. Jackson
I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.
- Samuel L. Jackson
Collection: Funny
Image of Will Arnett
Pure unadulterated success is not as funny as failure.
- Will Arnett
Collection: Funny
Image of Trey Parker
When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.
- Trey Parker
Collection: Funny
Image of Bil Keane
I don't just try to be funny.
- Bil Keane
Collection: Funny
Image of Leslie Fiedler
It's funny to be a critic.
- Leslie Fiedler
Collection: Funny
Image of Maura Higgins
I want someone that's caring, funny, who's similar to me - who doesn't take life too seriously - keeps their private life private and is mature!
- Maura Higgins
Collection: Funny
Image of Al Michaels
It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.
- Al Michaels
Collection: Funny
Image of Niall Horan
Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!
- Niall Horan
Collection: Funny
Image of Michelle Payne
There was an interview with me when I was nine years old. They showed it on the local news and I said: 'I want to win the Melbourne Cup.' My friends used to tease me and make fun of what I said. So, yeah, it was pretty funny I did win it in the end.
- Michelle Payne
Collection: Funny
Image of Matt Berry
When 'Toast' got on Netflix, I noticed a difference. It was something I thought that only myself and a few people would find funny, and suddenly it's on a very large platform. Now it kind of belongs to everyone.
- Matt Berry
Collection: Funny
Image of John Baldessari
That word 'funny' always makes me feel uncomfortable. Because if I were trying to be funny, I would be something like Bill Wegman - he really tries to be funny. I don't try to be funny. It's just that I feel the world is a little bit absurd and off-kilter, and I'm sort of reporting.
- John Baldessari
Collection: Funny
Image of Romesh Ranganathan
We've all seen comedians look like they're reaching just a little bit too much for the laugh. This is counterproductive. The conceit of standup is that it is effortless, which makes the prospect of generating new comedy a tricky one: you are trying to be funny without looking like you are trying to be funny.
- Romesh Ranganathan
Collection: Funny
Image of Stephen Hillenburg
I wanted to do a show about a character that was an innocent, and so I focused on a sea sponge because it's a funny animal, a strange one.
- Stephen Hillenburg
Collection: Funny
Image of Stevie Wonder
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
- Stevie Wonder
Collection: Funny
Image of Flip Wilson
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
- Flip Wilson
Collection: Funny
Image of Ryan Gosling
What's nice with comedy is that you know it's working if it's funny.
- Ryan Gosling
Collection: Funny
Image of Guillermo del Toro
You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm.
- Guillermo del Toro
Collection: Funny
Image of Sharon Stone
It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me.
- Sharon Stone
Collection: Funny
Image of Michaela Coel
Comedy in the past hasn't spoken to women because it wasn't written by women, and male writers don't make women three-dimensional characters. Too often, women just facilitate the man's comedy: they're not crazy; they're not funny. But women are as vulgar as they are elegant, as stinky as they are smelling of eau de parfum.
- Michaela Coel
Collection: Funny
Image of Hope Sandoval
I mean, autographs are so funny. I don't think it's good to encourage that sort of thing. Why do people want to have an autograph? What does it do for you?
- Hope Sandoval
Collection: Funny